Dexterity with the local language matters less elsewhere. Even those fluent in Mandarin may still find themselves condescended to in Beijing as barbarians. For their part, Germans remain oddly appreciative if foreigners can speak good German; Vladimir Putin intrigued them for some time with his KGB-trained expertise in the language. Germans put the emphasis elsewhere. Like the French, they want an argument to be ordentlich, by which they mean within conventionally reasonable bounds as well as logically coherent.
Others demand respect in quite different forms. New Zealanders want others to like and admire their country, although not quite as much as they do themselves. Canadians, blessed with the softest security choices of any country in the world, relish high-mindedness and apparent selflessness in a point of view.
Israel’s foreign ministry is – rightly – regarded as one of the front lines of national defence. That stance leaves no room for sentimentality, little appetite for posturing, and only a limited amount of patience. A friend of mine, responsible for relations with Egypt, had years before spent a week fighting at close quarters in a bunker on the Suez Canal (during the Yom Kippur War). Americans reckon that where you stand depends on where you sit. In Israel, where you stand also depends on where you have fought.
As for the powers who think themselves great, we might ignore all forms of a dialogue of the deaf with the current Russian regime. Their officials are unlikely to be impressed by a familiarity with Repin’s paintings, Pushkin’s prose, or Tschaikovsky’s music. Indians seem to value having someone intelligent with whom to spar, even if they end up saying “no”, fluently and gracefully, to too many of the propositions put to them. The Chinese carefully calibrate how seriously to take others depending on their relatively strict, formal hierarchy of which countries count for something. A whiff of deference goes a long way with the British, given their abiding anxiety about retaining a place at the global top table.
That leaves the Americans, who think that people asking to be taken seriously should display a deep, thorough knowledge of American history. The corollary of exceptionalism is ignorance of others. Watching American officials swiftly switch their focus from Iraq, about which they knew little, to Afghanistan, about which they knew less, was like watching a mass migration of the wildebeest in the African veldt.
Turning to Australia, are we still unduly flattered by foreigners who seem to take us seriously? Do other countries send to Canberra high-calibre diplomats ready and willing to engage in a serious dialogue? Do we ask enough of other countries – whether traditional great and powerful friends, or new friends such as India – to make them take us seriously? How many Australian foreign ministers have truly distinguished themselves internationally? Perhaps the nations that find it easy to be taken seriously take the world more seriously than we do?